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While millions of fanboys and fangirls wait patiently to see Robert Pattinson in the Batsuit, Seth Gamble is one step ahead of him. He will be playing the lead role in The Batman XXX, Axel Braun’s latest parody of all things comic book movie-related. Gamble said he was beyond honoured […]

Well, I suppose this was inevitable. I don’t want to sound like I’m being down on Axel Braun, he always makes great stuff. But, you know, as soon as the cinemas reopen all anyone’s talking about is goddamn superhero films. And I hate them! I say reclose the cinemas permanently […]

Image courtesy of Vice / Wood Rocket I know I say this about every news story that I find that relates to something on TV, because I don’t watch TV (yes, I do have one, but I’m a cinebro), but why break with the habit of a blogging lifetime? So, […]

Photo courtesy of Kotaku / TMA I guess this was inevitable. I’ll be honest with you though, and this will come as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog regularly (seek help), but I have absolutely no idea what Summer Lesson is. However, if Rena Aoi is in the […]

Image courtesy of Catalina Cruz’s official website Porn legend and all-round fantastic babe Catalina Cruz has decided to turn her hand to porn parody with the release of A XXX Political Porn Parody last week, available exclusively on her official website. The scene sees her, as First Lady (named Melania Mounds), embroiled in […]

When it comes to talking about modern video games, I tend to have reached pretty much the limit of my ignorance. So I have no idea what I’m talking about here except to report that the popular video game Overwatch has its first porn parody and it’s Brazzers who have […]

That noise you’ve been hearing in the last couple of weeks is the sound of porn companies falling over each other to get the first Pokemon Go parody out there – and it looks like Brazzers won the race. Unsurprisingly garnering a fair amount of mainstream recognition as the already phenomenally […]

Photo courtesy of Riley Reid’s Instagram I went to see Jason Bourne the other night (9/10, highly recommended) and was subjected to the trailer, once again, for the upcoming Suicide Squad. A film which, beyond the obvious charms of Margot Robbie, holds no interest to me whatsoever. But my general anger towards […]

The sitcom Blunt Talk has pre-empted its own fame by featuring a porn parody of its own characters and storyline. I haven’t seen the show in question (I’ve been too busy watching old westerns lately) but I am familiar with it through following the great Patrick Stewart on Twitter. But the […]

Axel Braun has shrugged off the recent disappointment of seeing one potential project fail to secure enough crowdfunding dollars to come to fruition by announcing the upcoming release of Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. To be released by Wicked Pictures, the film has a release date of August 5th […]

Image courtesy of Brazzers / Vanity Fair The regular appearance of porn parodies in mainstream media these days has given a clear indication where the big money is in porn these days – grab something that’s popular in the mainstream and do a porn version of it. The Brazzers parody […]

Axel Braun has dropped the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens – A XXX Parody but I personally won’t be watching it. Now that’s not because I don’t want to see it but because I’m worried there might be spoilers for the original movie, which I haven’t even seen yet and […]

It’s fair to say that as much as you might dislike Donald Trump, you probably don’t dislike him as much as Larry Flynt does. But Flynt is planning on a very charitable gesture to show that he doesn’t dislike him THAT much. As reported by Page Six, not only has […]

Image courtesy of Twisted Visual I must say that I have never really been able to get the hang of Reddit. It’s so big and daunting and I’ve no idea how to read it or what the hell I’m doing. But, if you are much less of an idiot than […]

It does seem like somewhat of a forlorn attempt considering that it’s still over $475,000 short of its target with just a month left to reach its target, but Axel Braun has revealed more perks that donors could earn themselves if they help his proposed The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun […]

What’s this?! First things first. Have you seen The Nightmare Before Christmas? If not, then go ahead and do that right now. No, RIGHT NOW. Then when you’ve finished, come back here. Alright, all done? Great, wasn’t it? Of course it was, I recommended it. But I’m not the only […]

Hey, did you know there’s a new Star Wars film out? No, seriously. I mean, the news had completely passed me by as well until I heard two old ladies talking about it on this bus this morning. They were echoing my thoughts that JJ Abrams sucks and that Star […]

Much like the author of this article, I can’t quite believe it’s taken 30 years for this to come into existence either – but it is finally here! The long awaited Back To The Future porn spoof is primed and ready for release next month. It’s produced by WoodRocket, which […]

A YouTube trailer for Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody has proved to be something of a worldwide hit according to AVN. The trailer has, at the time of writing, clocked up over 1 million hits on the video streaming site since its upload in May, making it one of […]

It’s finally here! After weeks of outstanding publicity and promotion, the much vaunted Ronda Rousey porn parody Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded And Pounded has finally started to see the light of day. Available for viewing via the official Burning Angel website, it will be released scene by scene over the next three weeks. You […]

At some point, I just wonder if the porn industry is going to push Ronda Rousey a bit too far with the cheeky porn-related stuff swimming around her. She took the news of the Ronda ArouseMe parody in fairly good humour, but now Axel Braun has had a go at her, waving […]

The nanny at the centre of the relationship break-up between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner has had a seven figure offer waved under her nose by typically enterprising porn bods. The offer to Christine Ouzounian, who is reportedly schmoozing with Hollywood producers in an attempt to launch a rather more mainstream […]

The new Fantastic Four has crashed and burned both at the box office and with critics, but comic book nerds across the world have turned to an unlikely source to save their beloved franchise. As reported by XBiz,  fans across social media have been tweeting Axel Braun to ask him […]

There are those, me included, who would suggest that you cannot parody something that is utterly ridiculous in the first place. But that hasn’t stopped WoodRocket from producing a porn parody of Republican presidential candidate, extremely rich person, and all-round shouty nutjob Donald Trump anyway. I have to say that […]