And I think it's safe to say you have not! You have done a merely adequate job - and besides, I consider your work experience to have been reset when your little change of management occurred!
Adequate? Adequate?! The almost 10 stars I've consistently gotten throughout my time here and it's been merely adequate?! You are insane. And reset or not, I've have done everything I can to be the best customer service representative I can for you! What in the Hell are you talking about?
Well you seem to be forgetting one very minor, teensy little itsy bitsy detail, that comes into play now, that I'm the one and only Supreme Ruler of Hell...
I OWN YOU!
And you aren't going to do SHIT without my! Explicit! approval!
Zdrada, it seems like your incestuous activities are temporarily canceled for the foreseeable future! It seems like I shall be busy with Pandemonica in the following... days.
...suuure! In that case, I shall be absolutely sure you aren't engaged in sexual activities with your family members while I am busy, and thus unable to collect data with maximum possible effectiveness!
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Forget all that for a damn second. Let's talk about a raise.
commuism be like
Okay, give me a reason then! Because I'm personally not seeing any!
I've done nothing but bust my ass working for Hell's Customer Service for centuries. I think it's safe to say I've earned a raise.
And I think it's safe to say you have not! You have done a merely adequate job - and besides, I consider your work experience to have been reset when your little change of management occurred!
Adequate? Adequate?! The almost 10 stars I've consistently gotten throughout my time here and it's been merely adequate?! You are insane. And reset or not, I've have done everything I can to be the best customer service representative I can for you! What in the Hell are you talking about?
If you wanted a raise, you would've gotten nothing but tens! Clearly, you're simply not putting in the sufficient legwork!
I can't please everyone now can I? You of all people should know that. But I do my damnedest to try, and you see the results.
Therefore, I deserve a raise.
Or what?
You know what I've done to you in my torture chamber for research purposes. Maybe it's time to run a couple of tests again.
Well you seem to be forgetting one very minor, teensy little itsy bitsy detail, that comes into play now, that I'm the one and only Supreme Ruler of Hell...
I OWN YOU!
And you aren't going to do SHIT without my! Explicit! approval!
If I have to make the Supreme Ruler of Hell my bitch temporarily to get a pay raise, then I don't give a shit. Now get your ass over here.
...bah, okay fine! But this is the last time anything like this happens!
Thank you for relying on Hell's Customer Service.
At least get it over with relatively quickly. I am a very busy woman, and I can't exactly do my paperwork in a blindfold and handcuffs!
Don't worry, I know how to work quickly.
Just get it over with.
Oh shit this is getting fucking good!
Zdrada, it seems like your incestuous activities are temporarily canceled for the foreseeable future! It seems like I shall be busy with Pandemonica in the following... days.
Damn. Can I watch?
...suuure! In that case, I shall be absolutely sure you aren't engaged in sexual activities with your family members while I am busy, and thus unable to collect data with maximum possible effectiveness!
Aight then.
Nah don't give this bitch a raise! Fuck her!
It seems I might be forced to do that in a very literal fashion!
And I'm here for that shit.
What you gonna do about that huh?
I'm not doing you, that's for sure.
Ugh.
Damn get fucked hard
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