Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

[JayJohn85]

A damn good question!

 

[ed007]

Bree, i don't understand American football. can you explain what the hell is going on? :dunno: it's not fair!! :crying:

 

[Straight Shooter]

Bree, does it matter to you if a guy is circumcised or not?

 

[JoeDaPoliceman]

Rachel,

my condolences on the Colts loss...

Question...

Which iPad configuration are you getting?
Do you have your movies on your iPhone?
Do you film any of your own personal sex videos?

 

[PirateKing]

oh no bree did the colts lose?:tongue:Ahh i wont rub your face in it they made it further than my vikings. Who's your favorite athlete btw? my apologies if someone has asked you this but its a long ass thread.

 

[ed007]

Did you enjoy the game (colts V saints)?

 

[Vim Fuego]

What's the capital of Lichenstein?

 

[The perfect 1]

Hi bree.. just wanted to tell you that u r SEXY & GORGEOUS!!!!! LOL.. now for the questions... 1- What is your ideal cock size!!! 2- Is a 7 inch good!? ( I have 1 and i want an 8 inch LOL ) 3- Can you come to Puerto Rico and meet me!!! 4- Can you give me your messenger!!!! LOL... 6- Can u be my GF!!! LOL... take care baby... From Puerto RIco with LOVE!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Hi bree.. just wanted to tell you that u r SEXY & GORGEOUS!!!!! LOL.. now for the questions... 1- What is your ideal cock size!!! 2- Is a 7 inch good!? ( I have 1 and i want an 8 inch LOL ) 3- Can you come to Puerto Rico and meet me!!! 4- Can you give me your messenger!!!! LOL... 6- Can u be my GF!!! LOL... take care baby... From Puerto RIco with LOVE!

1. Bigger than yours.
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. You skipped 5. Go take a math class.
6. No, you say LOL more than teenage school girl. Expand your vocabulary. Go look up verisimilitude and use it in a sentence.

See, we don't need Bree here for those. For fuck's sake, ask some relevant questions.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you wake up naked on the hood of your car with your keys up you ass?

 

[PirateKing]

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you wake up naked on the hood of your car with your keys up your ass?

Yeah....sorry about that. you were set on driving home so i had to hide them. By the way, did you also find my cell phone up there? Ive tried to call it so you may have been farting ring tones. Do you think you could dig for that? i have some very important numbers in there.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yeah....sorry about that. you were set on driving home so i had to hide them. By the way, did you also find my cell phone up there? Ive tried to call it so you may have been farting ring tones. Do you think you could dig for that i have some very important numbers in there.

Thankfully you set it on vibrate. Please keep calling.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

Bree, will you call me if I PM you my number?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Bree, will you call me if I PM you my number?

No, she won't. Are you fuckin' kidding me? Do you give your number to strangers? If you do, stop.

I should be getting paid to answer these obvious ones.

 

[lurkingdirk]

No, she won't. Are you fuckin' kidding me? Do you give your number to strangers? If you do, stop.

I should be getting paid to answer these obvious ones.

You're right, but would You Mind ringing PirateKing's cell phone a few dozen times?

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

No, she won't. Are you fuckin' kidding me? Do you give your number to strangers? If you do, stop.

I should be getting paid to answer these obvious ones.

nobody asked you, fucking crybaby. peyton manning not answering your e-mails? you've been a punk ass ever since the saints spanked that ass. worry about your fucking students and not what i send jagg off

 

[Ace Bandage]

nobody asked you, fucking crybaby. peyton manning not answering your e-mails? you've been a punk ass ever since the saints spanked that ass. worry about your fucking students and not what i send jagg off

1. I've been a jackass for... well, really forever. You had to have caught on to that before now.
2. What the fuck does Peyton have to do with anything? Football season is over; I've moved on. Now I get to watch my Boilermakers tank down the stretch in basketball. Here in a couple of months I'll watch the Cubs under perform again. Football is the least of my worries.
3. I didn't have students today, and probably won't tomorrow if it doesn't quit snowing. Thus, I can devote myself here entirely. Luck you...

 

[PirateKing]

Bree, will you call me if I PM you my number?

No, she won't. Are you fuckin' kidding me? Do you give your number to strangers? If you do, stop.

I should be getting paid to answer these obvious ones.

nobody asked you, fucking crybaby. peyton manning not answering your e-mails? you've been a punk ass ever since the saints spanked that ass. worry about your fucking students and not what i send jagg off

1. I've been a jackass for... well, really forever. You had to have caught on to that before now.
2. What the fuck does Peyton have to do with anything? Football season is over; I've moved on. Now I get to watch my Boilermakers tank down the stretch in basketball. Here in a couple of months I'll watch the Cubs under perform again. Football is the least of my worries.
3. I didn't have students today, and probably won't tomorrow if it doesn't quit snowing. Thus, I can devote myself here entirely. Luck you...

 

[lurkingdirk]

nobody asked you, fucking crybaby. peyton manning not answering your e-mails? you've been a punk ass ever since the saints spanked that ass. worry about your fucking students and not what i send jagg off

1. I've been a jackass for... well, really forever. You had to have caught on to that before now.
2. What the fuck does Peyton have to do with anything? Football season is over; I've moved on. Now I get to watch my Boilermakers tank down the stretch in basketball. Here in a couple of months I'll watch the Cubs under perform again. Football is the least of my worries.
3. I didn't have students today, and probably won't tomorrow if it doesn't quit snowing. Thus, I can devote myself here entirely. Luck you...

I really wish you guys wouldn't hold it in. You need to express yourselves. Tell each other how you feel. Don't be shy!


*throws a hunting knife exactly half way between them*

 

[Ace Bandage]

Sorry, I just really can't get that upset on forums. I tried to "Hulk up" by slamming by head against the wall, but it only gave me a concussion. I just like to egg people on sometimes. Occasionally, when that happens, they get angry. I don't know why, I don't get angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

But this thread is for Bree, not for my witless banter. I'm only here to answer the really obvious questions. Anything else, she's going to have to handle on her own.