Try smacking your dick and insulting it. That's how we roll (me and my dick) in this house.
Man.. the only good thing about these topics: The topic is stupid, but the replies are CLASSIC!
Dont know if it just me but when im having sex with my GF my erection is much harder then im having sweet love with myself and girls from .jpg
In other reports from this bureau of the obvious we explore why "Pussy is good" and how "Cum tends to be white". Stay tuned.