I love Paris in the Springtime....but not that much!

[obiwan]

1 - Go to google.

2 - Click on 'maps'.

3 - Click on 'Get Directions'.

4 - Put in 'New York, New York' to 'Paris, France'.

5 - Read line 23.

 

[Monkey_28]

Swim across the atalntic ocean for 3.462 miles intresting

 

[Burrel]

That's 3462 miles, not 3.462...

Well, at least the directions don't lie - you could get there by swmming, I guess.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

That's 3462 miles, not 3.462...

Well, at least the directions don't lie - you could get there by swmming, I guess.

Thats the same dude!
a difference would be 3,462 miles

 

[Stevie]

Well, at least they put in the courtesy of not diving your car into the war.

 

[yaheem]

Yeah the french dont like war, especially in a car. They might throw a croissant at a car coming out of the water. "Viva la France!, Oui" Save french fry eat a baguette.

 

[Iamforever]

id rather go to paris, texas. :2 cents:

 

[dave_rhino]

Haha that's funny. Good to see the internet has a sense of humour :thumbsup:

 

[drdeath67]

LMAO Yeah I saw that on another site yesterday!

id rather go to paris, texas. :2 cents:

Hell I live only 81 miles from Paris, Texas!

 

[Iamforever]

yesterday!Hell I live only 81 miles from Paris, Texas!

is it as boring as it sounds?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I think Paris, TX is not as boring as Paris, France

 

[drdeath67]

is it as boring as it sounds?

I think Paris, TX is not as boring as Paris, France

VERY boring! The coolest thing they have there is a airforce museum!

 

[Iamforever]

VERY boring! The coolest thing they have there is a airforce museum!

airforce museum? nice, im going one day. :thumbsup:


wait, are there jets?

 

[mula0207]

hahaha thats great

 

[drdeath67]

airforce museum? nice, im going one day. :thumbsup:


wait, are there jets?

Hmmmmmmm? I think they are all old WWII planes!

 

[Stevie]

Yeah the french dont like war, especially in a car. They might throw a croissant at a car coming out of the water. "Viva la France!, Oui" Save french fry eat a baguette.

Nah, I doubt they'd literally throw the croissant. They might prematurely drop the white flag during the throwing motion. :1orglaugh

 

[Iamforever]

Hmmmmmmm? I think they are all old WWII planes!

its not an airplane graveyard is it?

 

[drdeath67]

its not an airplane graveyard is it?

No they fly!

 

[RogueWolf]

1 - Go to google.

2 - Click on 'maps'.

3 - Click on 'Get Directions'.

4 - Put in 'New York, New York' to 'Paris, France'.

5 - Read line 23.

It does the same thing if you do New York to London or Berlin.
(I'm guessing it does it for lots more too...)

 

[bigbadbrody]

Do I have to swim, or am I allowed to take a boat, or a plane, or an amphibious car?