Random Statement Thread II

[maildude]

Did they fix that traffic light at Sullivant yet?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm hungry, Lasagna here I come!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Iz vant lasagna.

 

[Follower]

Thinking maleonetwo must be a Eskimo

 

[Moonchild22]

I hear Eskimos let you come "laugh" with their wives.

 

[feelfree]

In order to judge a remake I must see the original first.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'm listening to symphony number 7

 

[L3ggy]

I love love LOVE snow!

So do I.

 

[vodkazvictim]

OK but to do that I'm gonna hafta put you on speakerphone

 

[Member442]

Did I hear back massage???

You did and I still need it. Bubble baths just aren't as good.

:wave: :iloveyou:

:wave: :iloveyou: too. Your more than welcome to give me one Maley but you have to spank me first. :kiss:

 

[bustybbwlover]

epsom salt...is an awesome substitute massage...not exactly the same but great in its own right

 

[Moonchild22]

A staring contest between Sheryl Crow and a Cher-crow. Place bets here humanauts.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i can't look at Cher she's too creepy now philadelphia elected a man named michael nutter...thus they have mayor nutter running their city...he must have been awesome to overcome being named nutter

 

[D-rock]

i can't look at cher she's too creepy now philadelphia elected a man named michael nutter...thus they have mayor nutter running their city...he must have been awesome to overcome being named nutter

It's not as good as when somebody with a funny last name like that goes into the military and gains the rank of major. If that was the case he could have been called Major Nutter for example. :1orglaugh

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:wave: :iloveyou: too. Your more than welcome to give me one Maley but you have to spank me first. :Kiss:

You have to decide! Back massage OR spanking!











Ha! Who am I kidding!

*massages Alisa's butt to make it even smoother*

*spanks her hard*

*massages her back gently, but strong enough to make every cramp disappear*

:Kiss: :iloveyou:

 

[jimnt]

If you were as small as a porn starlet my cock would be look HUGE!

 

[Member442]

You have to decide! Back massage OR spanking!


Ha! Who am I kidding!

*massages Alisa's butt to make it even smoother*

*spanks her hard*

*massages her back gently, but strong enough to make every cramp disappear*

:Kiss: :iloveyou:

:Kiss: thank you Maley:lovecoupl

 

[vodkazvictim]

Do you dream in chocolate?

You have to decide! Back massage OR spanking!











Ha! Who am I kidding!

*massages Alisa's butt to make it even smoother*

*spanks her hard*

*massages her back gently, but strong enough to make every cramp disappear*

:kiss: :iloveyou:

Do you guys know this is in public view?

 

[L3ggy]

I think so.

 

[Member442]

Sometimes I dream in Chocolate and my entire world is eatable mmmm.

Yes I do know its public. I keep the really good stuff private. :tongue: