What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

[StanScratch]

Same thing I've done the last 43 times during my lifetime the rapture was supposed to hit: start off the day by listening to Blondie's Rapture, finding one of those who believe and laugh at them for wasting their lives at midnight.

 

[Trident1]

Probably take a big dump.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm going to make midget porn and cook a nice roast. Perhaps I'll also eat BlueBall's crusty old sock.

 

[Facetious]

Re: What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

Enjoy the anniversary of my birth the day before.

What is a good year of Dom Perignon? I'll take a six pack to go!

:glugglug:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Make BBs arse bleed...

 

[Johan]

May 21st ?! Shit !
Fuck you, Roland Emmerich !
Fuck the Mayan people and teir fucving calendar : I've been planning it all set for an Apocalypse coming one December 21st 2012 and now someone tells me the Apocalypse is next week ?!
Fuck !

So 'till the Apocalypse, whatever the day it will happen, I'll be killing Roland Emmerich and eradicating the Mayan people !

 

[Legzman]

These type of people have a perfect track record. Wrong 100% of the time. At least they're consistent.

 

[Ike Stain]

A dozen hookers.

Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing.

I've been having unprotected anal with the crackwhores in my neighborhood since I heard the news.

 

[Ike Stain]

May 21st ?! Shit !
Fuck you, Roland Emmerich !
Fuck the Mayan people and teir fucving calendar : I've been planning it all set for an Apocalypse coming one December 21st 2012 and now someone tells me the Apocalypse is next week ?!
Fuck !

So 'till the Apocalypse, whatever the day it will happen, I'll be killing Roland Emmerich and eradicating the Mayan people !

Now THAT my friends is a fucking answer!

 

[wolverine83]

I'm with the rest who say it's not going to be a forecasted date. just don't drink the pink kool-aid.

 

[Atar554]

Wonder how the Royal Family is doing.

 

[Jon S.]

I'm going to spend the week leading up to the big day talking everyone who believes it into giving me all of their money.....I mean what do they need it for....it's not like that can take it with them or anything! If they REALLY believe....I'm sure they will be more than happy to give me all they have! I'll accept jewelry, cars, and houses too....I mean you won't be needing those either!

Sooooo, anyone who REALLY believes it....I'm setting up a Paypal account specifically for the purpose of unburdening you of all that nasty money before the big day! You can just sign your houses and cars over to me and send me the titles and deeds....that's logistically the easiet method.


By the way...the one people's who TOTALLY do not believe the end of the world will be 12/21/12 is.....OF COURSE the Maya!

 

[yoicham]

I'm with the rest who say it's not going to be a forecasted date. just don't drink the pink kool-aid.

How about the blue kool-aid; is that one OK to drink?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I shall be selling my new line of 'May 22, 2011 - the day Christianity died' tee shirts and commemorative mugs.

Other than that, the usual: wake up, coffee, cigarette, monumental bowel movement, more coffee and then down to work and avoiding work until M'Lady makes an appearance and the sexual high jinx can begin.

Then at midnight, I shall start posting mocking comments on Christian forums.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

How about the blue kool-aid; is that one OK to drink?

Fuck the pink or blue it's all about that Purple Drank
http://thatssofetch.com/images/Purple_Drank.jpg

 

[Marlo Manson]

Uhh I think I will walk down the street with a crazed look in my eyes shouting "The Sky is Falling" that or "Redrum" I haven't decided yet. maybe I'll switch between the both of them ever hour, all day long. :elaugh:

 

[Ike Stain]

Uhh I think I will walk down the street with a crazed look in my eyes shouting "The Sky is Falling" that or "Redrum" I haven't decided yet. maybe I'll switch between the both of them ever hour, all day long. :elaugh:

That actually sounds like a solid plan. I'm tempted to join you...

Fuck the pink or blue it's all about that Purple Drank

All getting Left Behind:

 

[Facetious]

I shall be selling my new line of 'May 22, 2011 - the day Christianity died' tee shirts and commemorative mugs.

[ . . ]

Then at midnight, I shall start posting mocking comments on Christian forums.

Well, at least we know that osama has finally met his 72 sturgeons.

 

[blindedinchains]

Probably take a big dump.

I'd like to find a nice crucifix or bible to do it on.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have sex with a tranny and Elton John at the same time.